The Tale of Sir Koeveux (artifact)
The Tale of Sir Koeveux is a novelization of an old Marcher legend about the elder Sir Koeveux, who became so lost in his old age that he somehow ended up north of the Lichdoms. The tales tell of Sir Koeveux fighting an immortal Ice Queen, her sinister Magi chancellors and knights, and an evil group of aliens with pitch-black skin. It is a cute tale, normally told to children for being so amusingly ridiculous.