A King of Pirates (event)
My depredations are without number, and my acts of villainy impossible to enumerate, and my loyal crews revel in the plunder they have gained under my command. Already my name is whispered across the far corners of Aeras. Brigand, pirate, thief - they use these words and more to describe me. But as my infamy has spread, a new word has been added to their lexicon: Pirate King.
Though we treat the title like something of a joke, today my crews and I performed a mock coronation. Standing atop a crest overlooking a sheltered bay, a golden circlet captured from some princeling or another on a raid now almost forgotten was placed upon my head in sight of my fleet, anchored and arrayed before me. Perhaps not a typical crowning, but it will do.
I can already picture the bards singing of this day...