It's Good to be the King (event)
Character: King Megistos of Kasmiene
Is anyone as glorious as Megistos? As beautiful as Megistos? As wonderful as Megistos?
No, there is only Megistos. I, Megistos, have proven myself not only the most fair and virile of my comrade Aversarians but clearly the most loved as well. Everywhere Megistos goes they cheer for Megistos, all of my wives love me, Megistos. Even my name is beautiful, is there anything that I, Megistos, do not possess?
I, Megistos, am positively sure that I, Megistos, would be an absolutely divine Aautokratir of Aversaria. Hmm. Aautokratir Megistos. Megistos would enjoy that title.
To Megistos, the only thing more beautiful than Megistos is the mirror he looks into.