Might Makes Right (event)
For months, recipient.GetFirstName and I have found ourselves increasingly at odds. Slight after slight our relationship deteriorated, and it has now soured to the point where the rumour mill is predicting we'll come to blows soon - and they're right.
After a final, bitter argument, I've decided to challenge recipient.GetFirstName to a duel that will settle our differences once and for all. To recipient.GetHerHis credit, recipient.GetSheHe accepted. I've had to endure recipient.GetHerHis weak rule long enough - now is my time to rise and seize my destiny!
Let's get this over with!